52 Thoughts I had while Reading Kingdom of Ash [SPOILERS]

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I finished Kingdom of Ash a few days ago, it is so super intense. I’m still REELING, honestly probably will be for some time. SO IF YOU HAVE TIPS TO HELP MOVE ON AFTER A SERIES, HELP A GIRL OUT.
I’ll have my full review up soon, including my experience at one of SJM’s tour nights! Till then here are some thoughts I had while reading!

  1. I’M STARTING. I’M NOT PREPARED.
  2.  OH HELLO I’M ALREADY CRYING it’s only chapter 2 because Aelin and Fenrys.
  3. LORCAN IS BASTARD MAN but also I’m like heartbroken over him. He was crawling to Aelin. He was trying to get to AELIN. I cA N ‘T
  4. Oh honestly it WOULD be Chaol who’d be irresponsible enough to knock up his wife in the middle of this shit show!
  5. OY. YOU DON’T TOUCH FENRYS DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH A HAIR ON HIS PRECIOUS HEAD.
  6. “Because I am lost. And I do not know the way.”
  7. FENRYS I LOVE YOU
  8. YES FENRYS!
  9. NOOOO FENRYS!
  10. Not to be dramatic but I would literally die for Fenrys and he’s like basically said three complete sentences this whole series.
  11. I’ve been reading for 5 hours and I feel like I been THROUGH IT TODAY MKAY
  12. Look I just endured a whole book of Chaol’s bullshit can I not have one moment’s REPRIEVE FROM HIS DULL LIFE
  13. These chapter cliffhangers honestly like bitch WHO was the last person Chaol thought was gonna walk through those flaps?!
  14. Aedion out here lookin to get SLAPPED IM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU!
  15. Mmmm. Borte/Yrena. WHO CAN RELATE.
  16. IM GLAD EVERYONE IS HAVING SUCH A NICE LITTLE REUNION CAN YOU ALL GET TO TERRESAN PLEASE.
  17. Would be interested in a collection of stories that is just Dorian going up to people while in female form and going “Wow did YOU KNOW how cumbersome these bosoms are?!”
  18. UH OH. UN OH??? UH OH LORCAN.
  19. GO GET YO MAN ELIDE. GO GET HIM.
  20. FLY YOU MAGNIFICENT BEAST. SHOW IS THE MEANING OF HAAAAAAASTE
  21. I s2G IF LORCAN JUMPS OFF THIS HORSE AND DIES I WILL STOP READING I SWEAR I WILL I’LL FUCKING DO IT DON’T TEST ME (lol I won’t do it) (i might do it)
  22. Holy. Shit. AELIN.
  23. This is all so Helms Deep!!!!!!!
  24. LORCAN AND ELIDE ELIDE AND LORCAN LORCAN AND ELIDE ELIDE AND LORCAN
  25. Okay look I’m starting part 2 now and I just
  26. Look okay I know everyone can’t survive but like CAN’T THEY THO???? I’d settle for not everyone but MAYBE ALSO EVERYONE. NO FATALITIES.
  27. OH DAMN DORIAN IS THAT BITCH YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS GIRL YAS!!
  28. Honestly I’m still thinking about how Elide RACED THROUGH HELL ON THAT DEVIL HORSE TO SAVE LORCAN. Just assume I am always thinking about that.
  29. Oh god the Ironteeth. But then Aedion. BUT THEN MANON SAVING THE DAY LIKE WHERE YOUR WIGS AT BITCH SNATCHED THATS WHERE – I need my inhaler I’m so stressed.
  30. Oh so I have to hear about all of Chaols FUCKINGS but can’t get a peek at Elide and Lorcan how is that fair?!
  31. It is so FUCKING stressful to have everyone separated I’ve been screaming for a full minute that Dorian and Aelin are finally together!
  32. Screamed when that beast clamped down on Abraxos.
  33. PETRAAAAAAAAAAAAH BLUEEEEEBLOOOOOOOOD.
  34. THE THIRTEEN.
  35. Omg I just accidentally fucking RIPPED. MY. BOOK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.
  36. Aelin wants to put it to a vote. And I read that on Election Day and I cried. A better world.
  37. Chaol being like “OOooOOH. aCTuaLlY i’D rAtHeR nOne oF tHis hAPpened.” Just shhhhh Chaol. SHHHHHHHHH.
  38. OH MY GOD
  39. OH MY GOD
  40. RHYSAND. FEYRE.
  41. SHE JUST. THEY JUST. AND HE JUST.
  42. I AM. FULLY. DECEASED.
  43. All I have wanted is for Aelin to make it to Aedion and unleash her fire on that battlefield and wipe shit out and I GUESS THAT’S NOT HAPPENING.
  44. Just a lot of screaming and crying from me at this point.
  45. Oh look Gavriel made it to back to his son just in time to die defending him just leave my desiccated body here to rot thanks.
  46. Hot damn Yrene! She’s too good for Chaol honestly. She’s that amazing girl you know that like married some lump and you’re like HIM??? WHYYYYY???
  47. Woah wait where these wolves come from? Were they just CHILLIN WHILE THIS IS ALL GOING DOWN?
  48. I’m not…100% sure exactly how this all went down but all my couples are alive and together so I’ll take the win!
  49. WE’RE PUTTING A RUG OVER IT.
  50. Aelin walking through the gates with all the women who had fought by side, or from afar. Who had bled and sacrificed and never given up hope that this day might come.
  51. Listen as someone who wasn’t actually feeling the first two books and thinks that Chaol is an actual lumpy wad of used toilet paper, this goodbye scene with with the original three is just….getting me. In the heart. Sweet children of war, who’ve been through so much. Now get to stand here together. WITH THEIR FUTURES AHEAD OF THEM. IN A BETTER WORLD. NO JUST LISTEN-
  52. It’s all over. Is it possible for ones heart to be so completely gutted and yet incredibly full at the same time??????

3 thoughts on “52 Thoughts I had while Reading Kingdom of Ash [SPOILERS]”

  1. Omg. Omg. I’m D Y I N G. 😂

    All of your Chaol comments are gold because he really is a lumpy wad of used toilet paper. And the baby thing??? I just??????? You are married to a HEALER who can MAKE HER OWN BIRTH CONTROL. Why wouldn’t you use that skill IN THE MIDDLE A FREAKING WAR WHERE YOU BOTH COULD DIE AT THE SAME TIME???????

    And Lorcan and Elide. LORCAN AND ELIDE. OMG, I’M STILL NOT OVER IT. No joke, I think I’ve reread that battlefield scene at least ten times. I hated Lorcan when I started this and then he said that “You have to let me go” stuff and I was COMPLETELY IN LOVE. I’m still upset that we got that epic dramatic scene but then when they were about to FINALLY get together *wink wink* it faded to black. UGH.

    Okay I’m done. Sorry for the novel. I just HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS. Lol.

    1. E X A C T L Y THOUGH. YRENE is like THE BIG BAD HEALER BITCH OF ALL TIME AND YOU JUST KNOCKED HER UP?????? we need her Chaol, you we can do without but WE NEED HER DUMMY. SO IRRESPONSIBLE. it’s just so typical Chaol.

      I think I’ve come to terms with the fact that I will NEVER. in my LIFE be over Lorcan and Elide and fifty years from now whenever I’m silently sitting, staring into nothing, I will STILL be thinking about that scene.
      But also I’m so glad you agree that it was COMPLETELY disrespectful to fade to black when basically everyone else gets the full business and I would say Elide and Lorcan are like the most epic couple second to Aelin and Rowan whom are just 😍

      BUT. LIKE. listen okay the “You have to let me go” STUFF. AND HER BEING LIKE NO BITCH.

      You think I’d have calmed down about this over a week later but like I HAVE NOT CALMED DOWN.

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